Friday, February 03, 2006

And You Thought Gollum Had Some Bad Chompers
Meet Paul Allen!
Please stop smiling, Paul. Please.

For those of you who don't know who Paul Allen is, let me tell you. He is the owner of the Seattle Seahawks. And as if that is not enough, he also is one of the co-founders of Microsoft. So one would be inclined to assume that Mr. Allen would have enough money to buy some friggin' Crest White Strips!

Now, allow me to provide a quick idiot test. If your response was, "he's got enough money to do whatever he wants." You, my friend are an idiot. I can't stand people who say stupid shit like that. You're missing the big picture. Post-it pad goldenrod is not an aesthetically pleasing color for one's teeth. Regardless of how much money one might have. Furthermore, the situation is fucked up because Paul Allen is filthy rich! There is no reason the man should be walking around looking like he's been chewing on dandelions! Buy some friggin' White Strips!

If Seattle winning the Super Bowl means Paul Allen will be smiling, PLEASE let the Steelers win!For the love of God, PLEASE!


Blogger nic said...

thank the lord (or the officials, if you must)that we didn't have to watch paul alllen smile!

4:27 PM  

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